Friday, October 7, 2016

Hello Sunshine



He may have been intoxicated but our brief interaction seemed to sober him up...
(me walking past)

Him:  "Hello sunshine"
Me:  I'm not Sunshine.  That's my sister.

Him:  What?
Me:  My sister's name is Sunshine, not mine

Him:  Ohhh.... this is like a test. (pausing) Well, what is your name?
Me:  (walking away) something else

Him:  Huh?
Me:  (answering over shoulder) My name's not Sunshine... it's something else

Him:  Oh, alright then. (chuckling to himself) My name is Else Where. 
Nice talking to you Something Else!
Me:  See you, Else Where!

Him: (laughing loudly) Haaa! Girl, you really are something else!
Me: That's what they say (entering building)

Him: (still outside , but now SINGING very loudly) That girl is something else, ooh, ooh, ooh
The guard at the door shakes his head and smiles as I quickly pass through the metal detector...

"Hello, Sunshine"