He may have been intoxicated but our brief interaction seemed to sober him up...
(me walking past)
Him: "Hello sunshine"
Me: I'm not Sunshine. That's my sister.
Him: What?
Me: My sister's name is Sunshine, not mine
Him: Ohhh.... this is like a test. (pausing) Well, what is your name?
Me: (walking away) something else
Him: Huh?
Me: (answering over shoulder) My name's not Sunshine... it's something else
Him: Oh, alright then. (chuckling to himself) My name is Else Where.
Nice talking to you Something Else!
Me: See you, Else Where!
Him: (laughing loudly) Haaa! Girl, you really are something else!
Me: That's what they say (entering building)
Him: (still outside , but now SINGING very loudly) That girl is something else, ooh, ooh, ooh
The guard at the door shakes his head and smiles as I quickly pass through the metal detector...
"Hello, Sunshine"