He may have been intoxicated but our brief interaction seemed to sober him up...
(me walking past)
Him: "Hello sunshine"
Me: I'm not Sunshine. That's my sister.
Him: What?
Me: My sister's name is Sunshine, not mine
Him: Ohhh.... this is like a test. (pausing) Well, what is your name?
Me: (walking away) something else
Him: Huh?
Me: (answering over shoulder) My name's not Sunshine... it's something else
Him: Oh, alright then. (chuckling to himself) My name is Else Where.
Nice talking to you Something Else!
Me: See you, Else Where!
Him: (laughing loudly) Haaa! Girl, you really are something else!
Me: That's what they say (entering building)
Him: (still outside , but now SINGING very loudly) That girl is something else, ooh, ooh, ooh
The guard at the door shakes his head and smiles as I quickly pass through the metal detector...
"Hello, Sunshine"
Ha ha, trying to figure out if this really happened or not! If it did, you really are something else, LOL! Need to remember this. Your Saturday FMF neighbor :)
ReplyDeleteThank you June! Yes, this really happened. Yes, I have a sister-in-law named Sunshine, and yes I had a lot of fun writing this!
DeleteMade me smile this morning. Thanks for this fun reading today. - Lori
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Thank you Lori... I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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